Top 10 Things You CAN’T Do When You Meditate Daily
You’ve heard about all the wonderful benefits you get from meditating daily.
Well, here are the TOP 10 things you CAN’T do once it’s a daily habit:
- You CAN’T squash bugs anymore. You automatically grab the clear plastic cup and postcard for their trip outdoors. And a big, clear plastic cup descends from the heavens and makes you spend more time in nature too.
- You CAN’T worry that you might outlive your money or break a hip or get Alzheimer’s because meditation jams up the worry works in your brain.
- You CAN’T eat a steady diet of junk food because your expanded awareness makes you crave healthy, delicious food. On the other hand, meditation keeps you from being retentive about it and lets you eat a cholesterol-laden, juicy cheeseburger once in awhile – without guilt.
- You CAN’T be grumpy no matter how hard you try. Silly? Yes. But grouchy and grumpy can’t stand that bliss and they’re out of there.
- You CAN’T say, “Not tonight, dear. I have a headache,” because meditation keeps your libido from finding out what they say about hormones after menopause.
- You CAN’T hold a grudge because meditation makes everyone a mirror for what you need to examine inside yourself.
- You CAN’T yell “Turn down that rock ‘n roll!” to your grandson because your feet are already dancing.
- You CAN’T be a couch potato in front of the TV for hours because meditation makes your creative juices explode and you can hardly keep your pen or paintbrush moving fast enough.
- You CAN’T feel lonely or isolated, even if your partner divorced you or died, because meditation makes you feel whole and complete within yourself. Besides, you get the feeling there’s a spirit buddy always hanging around who really cares about you.
- And you CAN’T grow old because all the cells in your body are just too darned happy.
Love and Joy!
Ellen
C’mon. You know you have some good ones in your head. Post them here and let us all have a good belly laugh or something profound to ponder.
hyperventilate!
You won’t be bothered by mindless chatter anymore because it will just sound like the roar of the sea, deafening and soothing at the same time.
Dear Ellen,
You are AWESOME!! Keep up the good job helping us stay younger. I will make a conscious effort to remember all the wonderful inspiring words of wisdom. Have a BLESSED DAY & don’t forget to put God 1st and everything else will fall into place.
Love Alice
Thanks, Alice. May all your days be blessed.
Love,
ellen
And you can’t stop smiling from inside because you find something smiling at you everywhere you are.
You are precious Ellen … LOVE YOU!
Wow! You made my day! Thanks. I love you too.
Ellen…
Thank you….you give me such hope!!! I feel more passionate and alive than i did many years ago when i was “locked in” an unhappy marriage. I wrote you some months ago that I am in a relationship with a much younger man. He is wonderful and makes me feel that age doesn’t matter. It’s more about attitude and energy! He says he adores my wrinkles and flexible “boobs!” (smile) That takes a lot of the worry away.
God bless you, Ellen
Have a happy weekend!
Rita
I like your reply: I will say from now on… ” was born ____ years ago. It avoids the ‘I AM” . GREAT ANSWER!
A week ago a 18 year old girl from Florida recommended the book ” Foutain of Youth”. Was inspired and started the 5 rites. Thank you Stefanija, who trains tennis at Nick Boletery Academy and needs a sponsor to further her career, but gave up her time to inspire and help improve my body and spirit. Thank you Ellen for further inspiration and showering me with free gifts. I live in Australia and was born 48 years ago. Thank you Universe for looking after women. Let’s SMILE and LOVE for the rest our life. Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha
Thank you, Kiska, for your warm greetings and gratitude.
Love,
ellen
Sheila (I still don’t know how to REPLY on this thing) – why would you avoid “I AM” It’s the most powerful way to create.
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